Geschrieben von Coup
am 22. Juli 2005 15:02:36:
* Rough condition- (too bad to lie about)
* Some rust- (Some rust holes you can stick your head through... the rest are *big*)
* Parts car- (there's a piece of trim is isn't broken, rusted, or missing)
* Immaculate- (recently washed)
* Concours- (recently waxed)
* Engine quiet- (uses 90-weight oil)
* Needs engine work- (needs engine)
* Needs minor overhaul- (needs total restoration)
* Needs major overhaul- (needs to be put out of its misery)
* Burns no oil- (it all leaks out)
* Rebuilt engine- (Cleaned the spark plugs)
* Drive it away- (I live on a hill)
* Drive it anywhere- (On the back of a wrecker)
* Desirable classic- (No one wants it)
* Rare classic- (No one wanted it, even when it was new)
* Stored 20 years- (in a farmers field)
* Ran when stored- (so did the Titanic, and it has better odds of running now)
* Never apart- (Bolts too rounded to loosen)
* Solid as a rock- (Rusted solid)
* Restored with 0 miles- (Won't start)
* Restored with 2 miles- (Won't stay running)
* Older restoration- (First owner washed it)
* Good investment- (Can't be worth much less)
* No time to restore it- (Can't obtain parts)
* 95% complete- (Other 5% doesn't exist)
* Other interests conflict- (Spouse said "Either that #!!@?#*!!! Thing goes or I go!")