THEMA:

Geschrieben von Coup am 22. Juli 2005 15:02:36:

* Rough condition- (too bad to lie about)

* Some rust- (Some rust holes you can stick your head through... the rest are *big*)

* Parts car- (there's a piece of trim is isn't broken, rusted, or missing)

* Immaculate- (recently washed)

* Concours- (recently waxed)

* Engine quiet- (uses 90-weight oil)

* Needs engine work- (needs engine)

* Needs minor overhaul- (needs total restoration)

* Needs major overhaul- (needs to be put out of its misery)

* Burns no oil- (it all leaks out)

* Rebuilt engine- (Cleaned the spark plugs)

* Drive it away- (I live on a hill)

* Drive it anywhere- (On the back of a wrecker)

* Desirable classic- (No one wants it)

* Rare classic- (No one wanted it, even when it was new)

* Stored 20 years- (in a farmers field)

* Ran when stored- (so did the Titanic, and it has better odds of running now)

* Never apart- (Bolts too rounded to loosen)

* Solid as a rock- (Rusted solid)

* Restored with 0 miles- (Won't start)

* Restored with 2 miles- (Won't stay running)

* Older restoration- (First owner washed it)

* Good investment- (Can't be worth much less)

* No time to restore it- (Can't obtain parts)

* 95% complete- (Other 5% doesn't exist)

* Other interests conflict- (Spouse said "Either that #!!@?#*!!! Thing goes or I go!")